Don't Make Me Quit You Jesus

Psychology has finally helped me to understand that God is just a figment of my imagination. My inner Id's need for a father. Jesus my need for a role model. The Bible is great science fiction that is too wild to have ever happened. From now on this blog will be dedicated to a a form of zen like atheism. I now see it is the only way. Thank you Sigmund Freud for showing me that there is no reality. Thank you Charles Darwin and Carl Sagan for showing me that the world and the universe are just one big chain of accidents hewn out of billions of years of chance. (Okay maybe trillions.) Thank you Hugh Hefner for showing me that hedonism and the sensuality of the moment is all there is to live for. Thank you Hollywood and Nashville for providing the fantasy I need to cope with this new empty truth. And finally I thank myself for patiently enduring the years of repressed thinking, fantastical hopes and dreams, tangents of idealism and never ending hypocrisies. My magnanimity knows no bounds. I never needed anyones help, there really were no problems I needed to admit to. If I would have just kept doing the same thing I am certain different results could have been achieved.